sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.

Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"

by Grendel09 February 25, 2015

Sarcastamistic

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.

Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.

by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017

Sarcastacism

The art or act of sarcasm. To be sarcastic.

It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".

Really?

by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010

sarcastrix

like a dominatrix, but with sarcasm

I am the sarcastrix.

by beandog February 8, 2005

*Sarcastrics*

Used before and after a word or phrase while texting to let others know your being *sarcastic* to avoid a misunderstanding.

Oh your going to jail? that sucks *remember to ask about conjugal visits*

Me - Sarah gave me a recipe to try!
You - did you tell her you don't know how to read one of those?

(That sounds like your being a dick, and I might get angry with you)

Me - Sarah gave me a recipe to try!
You - *Did you tell her you dont know how to read one of those?*

(Now I know your just being a smart ass, and I will laugh haha.)
*Sarcastrics*

by Special Kai 724 October 23, 2010

sarcasterisk

The changing of a full stop to an asterisk to indicate that the preceding sentence was sarcastic.

"Dude the sarcasterisk is so great"

"Yes. I really think it'll catch on*"

by DDaly August 1, 2014

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 5, 2011