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Sarah Palin Special

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
by CrazerDaiser595 July 20, 2010
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Sarah Palindrome

A succession of words apparently offered as a political statement, which loses nothing appreciable in coherence or intelligibility when it is read with the order of words reversed.
Sarah Palindrome : "I think a lot of people are capitalizing, perhaps exploiting, what was done via me, my family, my administration..." COMPARE WITH: "administration, my family, my me, via done, was what exploiting, perhaps capitalizing, are people of lot A, think I"
by Orangeboxman January 30, 2015
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Sarah Palindrome

A word or phrase that makes no sense in either direction.
"Thanks, but no thanks" is a perfect example of a Sarah Palindrome
by Julie Gomoll April 2, 2009
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Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.
Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"
by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010
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Sarah Palin Glasses

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.
I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.
by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009
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Sarah Palin Story

The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.
I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.
by PMike January 23, 2009
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Sarah Palinize

To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.
Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.
by wankleton August 13, 2009
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