Sarah Jones

One who wishes not to talk about herself yet makes a point to inform everyone of her latest experiences, theater performances, and ideas. Sarcastic and bitchy, she knows how to turn heads with her dyed hair. Each week it is a new shade of red, or blonde. Her greatest interest lie within vintage clothing or accessories and bottle caps. She also knows word for word every major Broadway play in alphabetical order. Many people look down upon her, not because she is a bad person, but because she is incredibly short. Always an endless source of entertainment during history class with her impressions of many every-day inner-city citizens.

"Guuurrrrl I'm guna cut you!"
"ohh man that was a sarah jones right there"

by dumdiddydumdummy September 8, 2009

sarah jocelyn

a mix of the name Sarah and Jocelyn

hey is that Sarah walking with Jocelyn? yeah! well, now you can say it's Sarah Jocelyn walking down the hallway.

by Shawn_Hernandez March 12, 2017

sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs

sarah johnson.. yeah..

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020

Sarah-Joy

A one of a kind, unique, fat bitch. Whose humor is unlike anyone else's, and can make you laugh till your stomach hurts. Sarah-Joy is someone who is craving a deep connection with someone but is a little scared to take the first step. Her looks resemble Jennifer Aniston. Sarah-Joy is the kind of girl who can out run a cheetah, her speed and adrenaline is next level. But at the end of the day, Sarah-joy will be there to cuddle up and read a romantic novel over a wild night out.

Oh my gosh, did you see that Sarah-joy she's as fast as a cheetah!

by thebetternewman October 30, 2022

sarah louise jolley

1. sarah louise jolley

2. james' mother

1. all the single ladies want to be like sarah louise jolley! sarah lou is my icon.

2. have you seen sarah louise jolley!? she is one fit MILF.

by rico narsty November 18, 2021

jo’saiah

Jo’saiah is one of the best people you can have in your life!she is a sweet,caring and savage person.people underestimate how much a jo’saiah is capable of doing.a jo’saiah is usually a Virgo but with a kind heart.

The name jo’saiah is uncommon

by Jo’saiah Kingwell February 20, 2019

jordan and sarah

The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Sarah" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!

Jordan and Sarah are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!

by Clarity12idk May 15, 2015