Santos

He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.

Her: where's my santos?

by Nadine3 April 9, 2017

A Santos

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.

Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..

by jmacofearth January 6, 2023

Santoe

a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians

when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe

by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010

santos

the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.

Rick: Hey man, how have you been?
Tommy: Pretty good, just been a real santos lately nawmean?

by ffrloverer July 22, 2009

santoes

someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me

"ours, those are my santoes too"

by chickenduckperson November 7, 2022

Santos

Usually a hot Spanish boy tends to be really funny,He Also Is very sociable& has a amazing personality, isnt afraid to take A dare, gels his hair and is very good with girls in bed using his big dick

Santos

by DRE UKF May 25, 2011

Santos it

To lie like hell to advance your career, much like how George Santos managed to get himself elected to Congress by lying about his previous work experience, his education, even impersonating an individual from an embattled minority group.

Damn, the qualifications for that job were stiff, but I decided to Santos it. I lied like hell on the application and in the interview, and now I'm a C-Suite executive enjoying models and bottle service.

by The Consent of the Governed December 28, 2022