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Eddie Santini

A character from the well-known ITV drama The Bill, immortalised by the DVD on sale on Amazon, under the name of: The Trial Of Eddie Santini

Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.

It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:
Person 1: Guess who Manchester United have just signed?
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)
by Eddie Santini February 12, 2007
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santiti

gross, stinky, loud dirty mouthed humanoid with anger issues and is useless in most situations and is spoiled
that guy is a gross santiti
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Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.
by hair muncher July 25, 2022
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Santinique

Santinique is a beautiful girl with a bodacious booty. She is fiercely loyal and considerate, but she will end your life if you cross her or her friends
"Hey look at that booty"
"Yeah man, she must be a santinique"
by Wahacka brothers January 31, 2018
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Santikos

Definition:

To add water to condiments when they run low, and then shake them to mix the sauce stuck to the side. Its modern context only implies the reduction of waste, and lacks the original greed of its namesake.

Etymology:

All Santikos Theaters in San Antonio add about 25% water to their self-service condiment pumps to ‘improve the texture’. Since John Santikos is Greek, this is automatically a lie and he really only aims to improve the texture of his wallet… from fat to fatter.
Classical: “What the fuck, this ketchup just ran right off my hot dog and now I have a pink soggy bun. It also sprayed on my face in the process. Who Santikos’d the pump? Oh well, I’ll just make a bigger mess in the auditorium.”

Modern: “Hey baby the mustard is farting, can you Santikos it for me?”
by FormerEmployee February 10, 2010
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Santoki

A retarded retard who is totally hopeless especially when comes to girls.
Also known as Fishbowl.
<Santoki> i wanna be a girl!
by Evallix November 14, 2003
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A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"
by Pylimenes November 16, 2020
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