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San Antonio Spurs

The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health

San Antonio Submariner 

When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.

san antonio smorgasboard 

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

San Antonio Stuffy nose 

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.

San Antonio Spatula 

The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"

"Nice man"
San Antonio Spatula by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016

San Antonio Steamer 

To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.
i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.

She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
San Antonio Steamer by Twizzle5454 February 16, 2009