sammed 

To be bamboozled by misdirection, misfortune, and not having skill

blud got sammed😭

sammed by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024

sammed 

to extravagantly bamboozle someone with technicalities and or mechanics

blud got sammed in fortnite lmfaooo

sammed by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 18, 2024

Getting Sammed 

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

Getting Sammed by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

uncle sammed 

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

uncle sammed by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Sammechi

A loud boy shaped like an adult with unusually high foot arches. Known to get excited and scream. Can be found hiding in basements and reheating Taco Bell.

You guys ever seen a Sammechi in real life? Looks like a tall 6th grader.

Sammechi by BungleClonch May 9, 2019

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Sammeled 

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

Sammeled by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014