sadisfied

An emotional state of sadness that you are perfectly content and comfortable with experiencing.

Sally was depressed yesterday but said that she was happy to feel that way, and that she needed to feel that way - she was sadisfied.

by ChadwickGus87 January 24, 2011

Sambofied

Sam-bo-fi-ed;

:affected by drinking too much alcohol

When one has had a fair amount to drink and can no longer put complete sentences together, and, or is constantly passing out in chairs and other normally uncomfortable locations.

:can be used interchangeably with; boomhaured.

Man, did y'all see Sam at the A-bay beach party? - He was passed out in the middle of parking lot, and then he woke up and wanted to drive. He was definitely Sambofied, I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he basically sounded like Boomhauer.

by #RashsoHard June 19, 2014

sassified

a word best used to describe the feeling following magnificent sexual gradification.

Used in the popular bar song "Strokin'"

Joan- "I saw you leave with John last night. So what happened?"

Sue- "Girl, I was completely sassified!"

by lkjas;fj November 8, 2006

Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.

Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*

by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020

satisfired

Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.

Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.

by Your aunt's brother's mother October 19, 2008

swatisfied

the state of mind when someone is satisfied with a swagalicious decision.

Man: have you seen my new kicks?
Man #2: .........
Man: shiiiit.....his swatisfied.

by maycrayswagbrah August 7, 2011