when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.
by definition man with definition October 13, 2019
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"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018
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by tyrone pp March 5, 2020
Get the Salty Cracker mug.Term used to describe people of caucasian decent's negative feelings of our new President-Elect Barack Obama he won the Presidential Election!
"You better get you some water because its going to be a whole lot of salty crackers walking around!"
by Yellagirlrica March 28, 2009
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The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!
by tyrock January 4, 2008
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Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.
Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.
Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.
Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.
Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.
Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.
David Hogg: He's uploaded to Odysee again...
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow
by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021
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