salted 

To be high on bath salts

"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"

salted by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014

Salted 

A word used to replace "Insulted", in a Indian accent when someone says "Insulted", he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted

Joe :His girlfriend slept with his best friend

Smith : SALTED!

Salted by Potpr May 1, 2006

salted 

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits

Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"

salted by Sunny Sunnyton October 31, 2007

salted 

Jounier-highish word for insult, or diss

kid one: Stupid muthafuckin fag!
kid two: damn boy, you just got salted! Brush it off!

salted by K.T. December 14, 2004

Salted 

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

Salted by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Salted 

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

Salted by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

Salted 

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

and

Similar to the expression "gutted".

Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.

Salted by Yosef July 6, 2004