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el salvador

the underdog country of latin america. although small, births some of the greatest people. all of them hard workers, whether it be physical or entrepreneurial. el salvadorians are general good friends, workers, parents, and especially lovers.
If you from el salvador REP IT!!
by chocolitelamas November 14, 2005
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Salvador Dali

A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.
Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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salvadorian american

someone born in the US with Salvadorian descent. Usually live in cities like L.A, Houston, Washington DC, New York,Boston and Miami. Very proud of their descent.
Salvadorian American put El Salvador before the US.
by Latina shorty July 15, 2008
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Salvador Dali

1.Artist of the surreal.
2. A fragrance.
1. Salvador Dali is the best surrealist ever!

2. Hey La what perfume are you wearing it smells soo good?

Me: Salvador Dali.
by LaLa January 5, 2004
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Slimy Salvador

A "Slimy Salvador" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvador" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.
"wow I can't believe that basterd gave me a slimy salvador! now i both look and smell like shit."
by port o' lovin May 27, 2009
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salvadoreno

One who was born in El Salvador.
person 1: Hey you fucking beaner.

*gun shot*

person 2: I ain't no fucking beaner, puto. Soy salvadoreno.
by a.hat February 27, 2007
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Salvador

The sexxiest man in a room.
An Extremely attractive guy.
Gina: "wow, that is one hot guy!"
Brenda: "He's such a Salvador!!!"
by DisDiiiihhh November 12, 2007
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