A high school located in south Salem, Oregon. Has a horrific football team, mostly comprised of homosexuals. The members of the leadership team are mentally handicapped and are led by Mrs. August, who blatantly plays favorites. Not the school completely sucks, there are some great science teachers here and the head history teacher looks like Vladimir Lenin.
by Will Baumann '08 April 14, 2008
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Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
by hella-chill May 6, 2015
Get the west salem high school mug.Crappy high school in Salem,Oregon.50% of students drop out before their senior year, and 99.5% of the remaining students go on to pump gas for the populace, who has been deemed too incompetent to pump their own gas.
by Nick_T. October 16, 2008
Get the North Salem High School mug.A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009
Get the South Salem High School mug.A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.
South Salem High School
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009
Get the South Salem High School mug.North Salem High School is a shitty ass school in Westchester County, North Salem, New York. This is a place where you don't want to send your children under any circumstances. The town itself is very nice, but the people who live here are a bunch of inbred fucking losers who like to get drunk 24/7. If you're poor you'd live around Peach Lake witch is where every town alcoholic lives, the party basically never stops there. And if you're anyone else you'd probably live on or next to a horse farm. The school however, is filled with a bunch of dumb whores and stupid bitches, the guys are disrespectful assholes and they treat girls like shit. The teachers suck and can't control the kids and the assistant principal doesn't know how to do his job. The high school is falling apart and there is no way in hell it can be saved. Don't send your kids there.
Don't move to North Salem, NY and don't send your kids to North Salem High School, NY, there are plenty of private schools around. Save your children.
by northsalemhaters July 6, 2011
Get the North Salem High School, NY mug.A high school located in Salem Utah. Filled with either molly Mormon’s or people that mistake bowling with sex. The teacher who work here are great but you will always see that one bitch ass kid who hates one teacher, there for all his friends hate that teacher, and all there friends hate that teacher and so on so fourth. Most poor sports you will ever see are on any sports team in Salem hills high school. Most of the kids in the school will talk shit about cities around them like Payson and Spanishfork, though about 50% of the students don’t even live in Salem.
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