A school that has an annual budget of five billion dollars a year. You are not allowed to live in their district unless your parents make at least six figures. Their school is filled with over achievers who are at the same time assholes. Their band program has won the state competition the last 200 years in a row and is headed by an insane beet-red fanatic who whacks his students with tubas if they don't practice 20 hours a day, 8 days a week. Their football team regularly beats up anyone who stands in their way in the hallways, and they have mediocre academics, preferring instead to focus on winning every single extra curricular competition on the planet.
West Salem High School is filled with rich jocks. Everyone who goes to West Salem High School parks their brand-new Mercedes-Benz's and lambos in the school parking lot. South Salem High School is obviously better than West Salem High School. O.
by frespanol May 28, 2018
Get the West Salem High School mug.A high school located in south Salem, Oregon. Has a horrific football team, mostly comprised of homosexuals. The members of the leadership team are mentally handicapped and are led by Mrs. August, who blatantly plays favorites. Not the school completely sucks, there are some great science teachers here and the head history teacher looks like Vladimir Lenin.
by Will Baumann '08 April 14, 2008
Get the South Salem High School mug.A school where all the rich kids are... If you think Sprague is bad then dont go to West. West is home to some of the snobbiest people you will ever meet. They think that they are the only thing on the planet earth. I mean there are a handful of really cool people, but not very many
Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
by hella-chill May 6, 2015
Get the west salem high school mug.Crappy high school in Salem,Oregon.50% of students drop out before their senior year, and 99.5% of the remaining students go on to pump gas for the populace, who has been deemed too incompetent to pump their own gas.
by Nick_T. October 16, 2008
Get the North Salem High School mug.A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009
Get the South Salem High School mug.A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.
South Salem High School
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009
Get the South Salem High School mug.North Salem High School is a shitty ass school in Westchester County, North Salem, New York. This is a place where you don't want to send your children under any circumstances. The town itself is very nice, but the people who live here are a bunch of inbred fucking losers who like to get drunk 24/7. If you're poor you'd live around Peach Lake witch is where every town alcoholic lives, the party basically never stops there. And if you're anyone else you'd probably live on or next to a horse farm. The school however, is filled with a bunch of dumb whores and stupid bitches, the guys are disrespectful assholes and they treat girls like shit. The teachers suck and can't control the kids and the assistant principal doesn't know how to do his job. The high school is falling apart and there is no way in hell it can be saved. Don't send your kids there.
Don't move to North Salem, NY and don't send your kids to North Salem High School, NY, there are plenty of private schools around. Save your children.
by northsalemhaters July 6, 2011
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