Salad tossing

The act of eating the booty while jerking them off at the same time.

"She always wanted to try salad tossing on me"

by Alstone930 June 18, 2017

Salad Tossing

When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole

"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"

by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

salad tossing

The liberal equivalent of teabagging. I.e., when the liberal element in the Democratic party challenges Democratic politicians from the Left, especially in primaries.

The Democrats sure gave Joe Lieberman a salad tossing when they gave the nomination to Ned Lamont.

by Tamburlaine2k May 18, 2010

salad tossing

eating out a shitty asshole with ranch dressing

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

salad tossing

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments

Liz dreams of tossing my salad daily.

by Madison August 12, 2004

Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

by David K David June 1, 2016

Salad tossing

When you jump up and every thing jiggles until everything is numb. Then somebody eats your ass

I gave my girlfriend a good salad tossing

by Keryeet November 2, 2018