Jim: "Jeez, I can't go out tonight. I've got a really bad Skyrim hangover."
Lucy: "I can't believe you were playing Skyrim! You told me you were going out with your mom!"
Jim: "Damn."
Lucy: "I can't believe you were playing Skyrim! You told me you were going out with your mom!"
Jim: "Damn."
by scr228 November 13, 2011
Get the skyrim hangover mug.Skyrim is a dangerous virus that is discovered in 11-11-11 in Bethesda, US. The virus is actually an antibiotic created in bethesda Games Studios. It is supposed to treat the oblivion and morrowind disease, BUT apparently the antibiotics turned into a VIRUS that will infect 10million people in the US and millions more outside.
Getting the virus: The virus is spread through mouth, ear, internet, your mom/dad/sis/brother/aunt etc who has the oblivion or morrowind disease.
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Getting the virus: The virus is spread through mouth, ear, internet, your mom/dad/sis/brother/aunt etc who has the oblivion or morrowind disease.
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Effects:
1.Boner
2.Lesser couples, due to breakups because of skyrim disease
3.lesser babies born, due to lesser couples
4.students start failing at school. Asian parents rages
5.Person starts speaking in weird languages(e.g. fusrodah)
6.Sex between couples decreased due to the increase 'side effects' from Skyrim, which made infected people download Skyrim Sex Mods on the internet to attempt to cure the disease.
7.The infected will not go outdoors, truant school lessons, lock in the room with the computer(and 50000 pizzas, coke etc) and some crack.
8.After 24hours, the person will SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF INSIDE A STRANGE WORLD, KNOWN AS SKYRIM
9. Daily routine will be 4hour sleep, 19 hour inside the world of skyrim and 1hour of masturbation
10. After 400 hours, the person finally dies of dehydration, lack of sleep and food, excessive boner/masturbation and two black eyes.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Effects:
1.Boner
2.Lesser couples, due to breakups because of skyrim disease
3.lesser babies born, due to lesser couples
4.students start failing at school. Asian parents rages
5.Person starts speaking in weird languages(e.g. fusrodah)
6.Sex between couples decreased due to the increase 'side effects' from Skyrim, which made infected people download Skyrim Sex Mods on the internet to attempt to cure the disease.
7.The infected will not go outdoors, truant school lessons, lock in the room with the computer(and 50000 pizzas, coke etc) and some crack.
8.After 24hours, the person will SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF INSIDE A STRANGE WORLD, KNOWN AS SKYRIM
9. Daily routine will be 4hour sleep, 19 hour inside the world of skyrim and 1hour of masturbation
10. After 400 hours, the person finally dies of dehydration, lack of sleep and food, excessive boner/masturbation and two black eyes.
by Therift September 16, 2012
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• Sakaria
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• sakariya
• Satyriasis
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To fix something right the first time so well as to re-engineer the original problem and to never face it again.
I'm done with these fixes they send me, we need a sakariasen so we can deal with other things. This is becoming a waste of time and money otherwise.
by CladMonitor January 9, 2010
Get the sakariasen mug.When one seems to be addicted to The Elder Scrolls: V Skyrim so much, that they wind up losing their whole life for the game.
Adam: "Hey Mack, me and the guys are going out tonight. Wanna join us?"
Mack: "Nah man, I've gotta kill 8 more dragons on Skyrim to get all the scales and bones I need to make this armor, but I'll have a few drinks in Skyrim just like what we'd do if I went out with you guys, ok?"
Adam: "Pfft, whatever Skyrimaholic"
Mack Completely oblivious to what Adam said: "Yeah man alright, talk to you in a few years or something."
Mack: "Nah man, I've gotta kill 8 more dragons on Skyrim to get all the scales and bones I need to make this armor, but I'll have a few drinks in Skyrim just like what we'd do if I went out with you guys, ok?"
Adam: "Pfft, whatever Skyrimaholic"
Mack Completely oblivious to what Adam said: "Yeah man alright, talk to you in a few years or something."
by AdamBell March 21, 2012
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Get the gay skyrim mug.Learning the Skyrim shuffle:
1. Take a step back
2. Now to the right
3. To the right
4. And to the left
5. To the left
6. Now twirl honey
7. Twirl
8. Twirl honey
9. Twirl
1. Take a step back
2. Now to the right
3. To the right
4. And to the left
5. To the left
6. Now twirl honey
7. Twirl
8. Twirl honey
9. Twirl
by bob todd October 20, 2015
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The guitarists did`nt rape that lady, she was a slut that slept with every famous person she met to get attention.
The guitarists were proven "not guilty" for lack of evidence.
They probably did`nt want to sleep with her and then she might want to get revenge.
Women!
The guitarists did`nt rape that lady, she was a slut that slept with every famous person she met to get attention.
The guitarists were proven "not guilty" for lack of evidence.
They probably did`nt want to sleep with her and then she might want to get revenge.
Women!
by Per Ottar April 18, 2005
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