hamish sainsbury 

big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly

plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled

plays overwatch and probably watches hentai

looks like raoul silva with braces

hamish sainsbury is pretty fockin gay

hamish sainsbury by that fook February 12, 2019

Sainsbury 

Describes the action of telling a hopelessly stupid lie and believing that it will actually work.

Usually associated with intellectually challenged lower to middle class Australian girls hoping make enough fast cash for a Contiki tour.

Cassie: Don't worry, I'll just tell those stupid Colombian police I thought they were headphones, that'll cover me. I mean, I'm a blonde haired white girl, they couldn't prosecute me for drug smuggling, the Australian government will protect me.
Narrator: They didn't believe her and her story. The Australian government couldn't give the square root of half a fuck and she went to jail for 30 years. Turns out she just did the biggest Sainsbury since Schapelle Corby with her 15kg boogie board.

Sainsbury by hjch August 9, 2017

Sainsbury 

Empty corporate claims. To blatantly lie or self-promote in a dishonest way.

In reference to the supermarket chain Sainsbury’s.
"Sainsbury's is putting customers ahead of profit”.

"Sainsbury's say they are lowering their prices to adjust to the costs of living, but I see they've raised them again."
"So they're doing a Sainsbury then."

"Sainsbury's are saying that they care about the environment, but I saw that their biggest stakeholder is an oil and gas company."
"They're just doing a Sainsbury."

Sainsbury by thetidesoftime September 16, 2022

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Salisbury Suckle 

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”

Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!

Salisbury Suckle by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022

Salisbury Swamp Sock 

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.

Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock

Salisbury Swamp Sock by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009

Salisbury Steak 

The act of eating out your girl's ass.

Mike was famished and told his wife that tonight he wanted Salisbury Steak, which prompted her to sit on his face.

Salisbury Steak by QuQCunk August 4, 2020