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Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011
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satisfried

A state of contentment encouraged by psychadelic drugs.
Eating shrooms at the Bjork show left me highly satisfried.
by GrantG July 7, 2007
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Sandisfield

a place near Conneticut. A place to get lost in. "NOWHERE!!"
get lost and you have found sandisfield!!
by Elfie Rina January 18, 2009
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sassified

a word best used to describe the feeling following magnificent sexual gradification.

Used in the popular bar song "Strokin'"
Joan- "I saw you leave with John last night. So what happened?"

Sue- "Girl, I was completely sassified!"
by lkjas;fj November 8, 2006
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Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
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you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*
by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020
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satisfired

Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.
Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.
by Your aunt's brother's mother October 19, 2008
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