Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.
Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
by smiller911 January 15, 2008
Get the sad pandamug. by biden is gay July 27, 2019
Get the sad pandamug. A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.
Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
whoisthepanda.com
Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
whoisthepanda.com
Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
by whoishe? May 30, 2009
Get the sad pandamug. by Glenn Eason October 26, 2006
Get the sad pandamug. A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.
Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.
Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.
Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."
by one angry recipient August 26, 2005
Get the sad pandamug. An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.
A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.
They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.
They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
by mippef December 24, 2008
Get the sad pandamug. A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018
Get the Sad Panda Showermug.