swap head

When you trade oral sex.

"Yo, you a fine ass bitch, let's swap head."

by Anythinggoes123 September 8, 2016

stapler

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

by Leon9 July 19, 2004

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts

daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

by Daquan from staples November 5, 2014

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

staple sauce

1. Sauce comprised entirely of staples consumed and enjoyed by "What's-Her-Face" character from "Teen Girl Squad" series, episode 9, at www.homestarrunner.com. This occurs after "Cheerleader" is run over by "Crazy Learner's Permit Girl". Staple Sauce is immortalized by Strong Bad in an unnamed song presumed to be called, "Best Friends Squad".

Staple sauce is suggested to be eaten in quantities of "heaping bowls". Staple sauce may cause death, which it did to "What's-Her-Face".

Strong Bad: "What's-Her-Face eats staple sauce, a heaping bowl of staple sauce."

by rtblechner December 9, 2008

Plop Swap

Ass to ass shit transfer

Bro did you see that sick video of Austin plop swapping Nicole, Jared was pissed.

by UnicornFarmer12 September 2, 2019

Mens Tear Spit Swap

Mens Tear Spit Swap is when two men are receiving separate blojobs whilst together. After both men ejaculate into their female companions mouths, the two women then French kiss and swap the spit’n cum, followed by a second blowjob.

Jake went on a double date with his girlfriend, Kaidyn, and his friend along with his date. Little did jake know that the girls were going to Mens Tear Spit Swap on him later that night - it only cost him a $54 Lobster Bisk.

by EggCombo December 28, 2017