Swimmers Ear

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008

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swimmers disease

An affliction suffered by males when they're in large bodies of water (ocean, river, swimming pool, bath tub, etc) for an extended amount of time. The 'disease' itself is reference to the shrinkage of the male's scrotum due to over-exposure to water. Similar to the 'pruning' that occurs to ones fingers and toes when submerged under water for extended periods of time, but for the scrotum.

Happy's first birthday party was a real blast, except for the widespread case of swimmers disease.

by Lincoln Hawk May 29, 2008

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Swimmers body

a swimmers body is simply the body of a swimmer. Many say that a swimer body is always toned and muscular, and while that is sometimes true, swimmers come in all shapes and sizes. All committed swimmers have muscle, but some just have a layer of squish keeping the muscle warm. That douse not make them any less of a swimmer or a slower swimmer.

Note: unless they swim indoors, a swimmers body is always tan no matter the season.

P1: "I love my swimme my body, its so tan and muscular."
P2: "eh, my swimmers body is kinda floppy and squishy."

by Dude, it's chill December 27, 2014

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