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Swifty

Where you jerk a guy off and then give him a Razer Naga.
Guy 1: Got Swifty'd by some dude the other day, now I can play WoW better with my new Razer Naga.
by Donderblitz December 28, 2014
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T Swifty

1. getting a blow job because the girl won't go any farther, kinda like Taylor Swift does
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island
Mike: I'm gonna go get myself a T Swifty

Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty
by sharky clarky February 22, 2011
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Swiftlifter

A swiftlifter is a person of male sex, who very easily gets an erection. In some countries, such as America and Britain, this is seen upon as a blessing, because the average dudes there cant get an erection; normally the girls are to fat and/or ugly.

In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.
1# Dude, check that lucky mofo out! He has erections like all the time! How does he do it, its like, all the girls here are ugly! He is like a total swiftlifter! OMG, I envy him soo much dudes!!

2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.
by Dwugadwang November 15, 2009
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Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
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Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.
Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.
by Tout fille Canadian July 8, 2011
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swiftymax

a human who has a name called Khoi and looks utterly horrendous with the human eye, he wears a black hoodie and orange glasses, if you see him, RUN from this unholy beast
swiftymax is scary!
by Zypheoniy April 16, 2022
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Swifty

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.
by lolIDEK October 25, 2010
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