Variation of washing the dog in which one testicle is inserted in a girl's asshole, while the other one is inserted in the girl's vagina. Named after the common police technique of sending one unit through the back, and one through the front. Believed to be of a higher degree of difficulty than washing the dog
"Her ass and her vag where so far apart, I'm pretty sure I sprained my left nut trying to swat team her"
by dahv dahv May 6, 2008
by C Murdaaaa January 3, 2010
When you are busting through her back door, you pull out, nut in your hand, & then SWAT her in the face.
by B-RANDONest85 February 4, 2010
An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.
SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.
by Zappin' Nap May 20, 2012
A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.
by Jack De August 9, 2008
The main elemant in the grand army of the Man, it is responsible fo rcrushing more pink cookies than all others combined
by martay February 18, 2003
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