Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.

Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

Summertime Blues

The realization that summer is coming closer to an end. During the last week of Summer you try and cram everything from the list in, but most likely miss. Often Summertime Blues occur during the days preceding labor day, and as such mark a saddening time on a persons' life - this is because after labor day basically summer is over. Everyone after labor day returns to their prior engagements such as work or school. As we know, summer is the best season because you can do nearly everything and nothing. There is no official cure for the summer time blues, as it's inevitable.

The only way to temporarily mark the occasion is to party hard on the night of labor day, and try to cram some things from the summer list in. Also re-enacting something you did to kick-off summer helps or you can just reassure yourself that next summer is coming soon.

Also generally the only people who like going back to school during this time have had very bad summers - they did nothing, so they're summer haters. It's like being a gay kid in a hick town that you have to go to in the summer or a hardcore gamer whose had nothing or no one to go outside and play with, they can't wait for it to be over.


R.I.P. Summer of 08

Jim: What's wrong?

Frank: It's. It's Summer you know?

Jim: What?

Frank: Well it's basically over and-

Jim: And you got the Summertime blues.

Frank: Yeah.

by Jimblorath October 20, 2008

Summertime Lovin, Lovin in the Summer(time)

A song by the band "Solid Bold," used in a regular show. The most annoying, brain-sucking song you will ever hear, according to a blue jay and a raccoon by the names of Mordecai and Rigby. Replaced in annoyingness with the song "Oh snap, oh snap, come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap." This is my jam.

Eww, it's the band that sang that stupid summertime song: Summertime Lovin, Lovin in the Summer(time).

by thesevennesses April 28, 2011

Summertime fine

When someone is so fine that they are like the summertime. When you're around them you feel carefree and happy.

Bro: Damn she is so gorgeous i can't even describe it. It's not even that, when I'm around her i feel so amazing.

Other Bro: Awww mann she summertime fine.

by randomdudeeee October 24, 2011

Summertime Cock

The change in the nature of your cock during the months of May to August in that girls want it solely because it is the summer and they know that once the summer is over, they will no longer be interested.

Guy 1: "So is she still interested in you?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but just wait for May to roll around. She's totally gonna want my summertime cock!"

by Camalam March 17, 2009

Summertime Friend

A summertime friend is someone who comes around sometimes. They only need you when you are doing something for them. They are not true friends and do not serve a purpose in your life. In fact, they are probably toxic people who do not need to be in your life.

Katherine is a summertime friend because I stopped giving her free items from my shop. She is now best friends with someone else who she is using just as she did me.

by skmclarry November 18, 2020

summertime delight

When a man picks out summer berries and inserts them in the vagina. he then begins blending them with his penis. when done the female stands over the male and queefs it all over the males face.

Girl: i just brought home a bag of berries, want some?

Boy: okay, be sure to save some for some "summertime delight" ;)

Girl: Oh I will ;)

by KROkam674 December 19, 2010