stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010

Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Stranded in L.A.

Stranded in L.A. is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that has started to gain notoriety of late because of their off-color (and sometimes completely inappropriate) humor and popularity on comedy web sites such as collegehumor.com and break.com.

Me: Are you "Stranded" yet?
My friend: What?
Me: Stranded in L.A.?
My friend: Shiiii, who isn't?

by J Guy the Great! January 9, 2013

stranded sequel

in a movie collection, only owning a sequel, and not owning the original of the series, any true fan of movies, or any serious movie collector would not allow a travesty like this to occur

terminator 2 and not having terminator, terminator 2 would be a stranded sequel in your collection, owning aliens but not alien....... one acceptable exception to this rule is the hulk series, since the original "hulk" is just plain awful

by d-block-54 February 16, 2013

stranded

In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.

Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013