Scorny

The emotion of being scared and horny at the same time.

"That X-Files episode had me so scorny I had to jerk off with the lights on before I went to bed"

by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014

alex stern

Sarah’s Boyfriend

Alex stern loves Sarah

by Fuckerfromtheeast June 18, 2018

Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020

Stornch

To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.

'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'

by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020

shorny

if someone is very shy and horny at the same time

'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'

by Bacuda November 17, 2011

David Stern

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010