statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

Statistics

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Statistics Yuh!
Statistics Yuh! Yuh!

by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 14, 2020

statistics

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

by vijekoon October 16, 2005

statistics

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet

statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.

by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statistics AP

A division of math that requires much writing and analytical thought. Taken by AP nerds, those hellbent on going to the 'best' colleges, or by those with a masochistic streak. Can be taken in place of Caluculus, or, for those who really enjoy self-punishment, concurrently. Mostly taken by seniors.

I'm taking Statistics AP this year because I don't feel like taking Calc AP, but my year wouldn't be hellish enough without it.

by Ms. Midori February 17, 2009