A man that
1. Has hidden, but explosive lust for his female "platonic" friends.
2. Possesses mannerisms similar to that of an
African American, partaking in the use of
African American Vernacular English, with terms including but not limited to "n*****", "cuh" and "finna".
3. Applies cantu curling cream at 5 AM every morning without fail to spruce up his "characteristic" curls