Shaolin

1. Branch of Kung-Fu martial arts.

2. (nickname) Staten Island, one of New York City's five boroughs. Slang made popular by the Wu-Tang hip-hop group.

1. I have trained in a ~ Kung-Fu temple, and am now nearly invincible.

2. "Wow, the ~ style is all in me
Child, the whole damn island's callin' me"
- Method Man, from "M.E.T.H.O.D Man"

by Ian Nelson-Roehl December 11, 2003

Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

Sralan

Term used to address the boss of the Amstrad company and star of the UK version of television programme 'The Apprentice', Sir Alan Sugar. The term is used as Sralan hates both his name (Alan) and the title of Sir, due to disagreements with the Queen over the price of a soiled rug in 1975.

Please Sralan! Don't cut off my balls!

by mikerus May 2, 2009

Shaolin

Staten Island, New York. Proclaimed Shaolin by the rap group, "The Wu-Tang Clan".

"I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
At second hands, moms bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land"

C.R.E.A.M
The Wu-Tang Clan

by Robert F. Diggs July 23, 2006

shaolin motherfucker

Someone who does cool shit without a thought for their friends.

Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.

Oli: You won't believe what Dalan and Fiona did while I was at my parents' place visiting my dying grandmother!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!

by Oliver Denton January 6, 2008

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007