SPS 

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

SPS by anonymous October 6, 2004

sps 

A ramp tramp, aka a Skate Park Slut. Slutty girls that hang out around skate parks for any reason other than riding a skateboard. SPS want to ride skaters rather than skateboards.

I can't shred ssbsts when those sps are here.

Why do sps always show up when I'm trying to skate?

That sps over there wants you to session under the ramp with her.

SPS are easy to spot. They are always at the skate park, but never skate.

sps by ThrasherKOTR October 21, 2011

sps 

Sir Please Stop

sps...

sps by lololololololol11 December 9, 2011

SPS 

Skinny pants syndrome.

Those pants were so tight, i feel like i have SPS!

SPS by SPSexpert March 14, 2010

SPS 

Anacronym for the term Small Penis Syndrome.

Why is Ira such a fucking asshole?
He probably has SPS!

SPS by The nazi of Yatzee November 8, 2002

SPS 

Smelly Pussy Syndrome

Man, what is that smell? It's that lady with SPS who just strolled by.

You may want me to make sweet love with you lady, but my cock aint going near you with that SPS.

SPS by Hindsightman May 2, 2006

SPS 

Syllables Per Second. Mostly used when calculating speeds of rappers.

Person 1: Bro, how fast is Eminem like what is his top speed
Person 2: 13 SPS on Speedom

SPS by TheOneAndOnlyDTS June 16, 2018