Shanghai Speedway

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole

Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick

by Dale Earnhart, too soon? January 24, 2010

chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!

'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'

by ben barnes September 12, 2006

sayre speedway

the 1/4 mile asphalt track located in rural sayre alabama where you go to watch a fight and a race breaks out. also known as the south's action track

"man, my car got fucked up at sayre speedway last night"

by buzzracer32 January 22, 2009

Martinsville Speedway

The oldest track on the NASCARSprint Cup Calender. It is also where Brian Vickers got Vickerism.

I love the racing at Martinsville Speedway.

by Brian Vickers Sucks November 14, 2011

chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

Indianapolis Motor Speedway

A 2.5-mile oval track/2.601-mile road course located in Indianapolis, IN. Opened in 1909, the track became famous for the running of the Indianapolis 500. Since 1994, the track became host to a NASCAR event, the Brickyard 400. From 2000 until 2007, a Formula One event, the United States Grand Prix, raced on the infield road course. Beginning in 2008, the track will play host to a MotoGP event, the Indianapolis Grand Prix.

The Indianapolis Motor Speedway is a magical place. Every race fan in the country needs to make a trip to this track at least once in their lifetime.

by Keith Laney October 5, 2007

California Speedway

Shoving a tube into a girl's ass then rolling HotWheels cars down it.

"Give me a California speedway!"

by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006