Spân: a person that annoys they'r roomates and The neigbours, drinks fruit shakes that he makes himself, doesn's sleep ar bight and jumps in The floor, very sleepy and takes a lot of "vitamins".
Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.
Using the colbourne doubling technique span a completely ordinary word is made into an insult, it effectivly means monkey fest but knowing this means it insults many ppl.