somis

Somis is in the middle of nowhere, near oxnard and moorpark and camarillo, aka the butt crack of southern california

you live where? SOMIS! wheres that

by Jefe O May 10, 2005

Somi

I cool Nigerian guy that will treat you like you are his queen. Better marry him for he is smart and will bring your family great fortune.

Very funny, and will never let you down and love and your family to the extent of his capabilities.

My husband, Somi , is a well-renowned doctor that makes 1,000,000 dollars a year.

My husband, Somi, took us to Hawaii and we had a 5-star meal on our honeymoon

by JOLLOFRICEEVERYDAY January 29, 2018

Somi

Trap Queen, has a nice/perfect ass, the real homie in entire world.
A girl who knows how to party and get down.

Sexy hip movements etc..

Somi is the main homie!

by trapqueenalltheway April 30, 2015

Somi

An annoying Nigerian that will date you, move to your best friend and then leave you.

She usually has fake contact lenses and thinks she's peng or something.

Did you see that girl break Michael's heart, she's so fake!
Aye maateeee Michael was with a Somi LOOOOOL

by paulshotmedown December 13, 2016

jeon somi

Jeon Somi is a girl who was on a “Sixteen” Jyp’s show and almost made it into twice and was eliminated. She then debuted in I.O.I in 2016
From the show “Produce 101” which is a trainee survival show which she placed frist on.

Person: Jeon Somi who’s that

Me: OMG yiu really don't know her wow!! She was first place in “Produce 101” She’s awesome

by Kpop is my life boiiiiii February 5, 2018

pulling a somi

the act of when you are texting someone and for whatever reason you have to do something else so you tell them why you have to go and that you will text them back soon, but you never text that person back

she said she would text me back but its been 2 days now and I havent heard anything from her, man she must be pulling a somi

by nuggz43 July 25, 2010

somie homie

A friend that always has a good supply of Soma and someone you can rely on when you need a 3/3 buzz

After Sally's arrest she was whorebagging it up in the pen with one of her old somie homies.

by Dillweed April 9, 2007