Somclqtm

the more honest and longer version of "lqtm" meaning- Sitting On My Chair Laughing Quietly To Myself

Random Person: holy crap its a hobo! :T

Random Friend: SOMCLQTM!!

by DemonicSorrow May 29, 2009

SOMCS

Spitting on My Computer Screen

Ha! You made me SOMCS

by Ksea2 July 30, 2009

somcl

somcl meaning 'swinging on my chair laughing'

last night on msn was so funny, i somcl so hard i nearly spewed up and pissed my pants.

by smocl June 24, 2009

SOMCNL

Spit out my chicken nugget laughing

guy: Dude we where at mcdonalds and tony TOTALLY pulled his cock out i couldn't help but SOMCNL.

by Waverence September 16, 2009

somcb

Suck On My Cunt Bitch

Boyfriend and Girlfriend trying to tell another person to back off their relationship.

Boyfriend- "This is my hot girlfriend, -------(person)"

Girlfriend- "And this is my boyfriend :) SOMCB

by mjring October 21, 2010

Somchai

Somchai- 99% of Thailand

Guy 1: Hey somchai
Guy 2: 2-420 turns their head

by Vicktor Wanky September 30, 2015

somctp

Sitting On My Couch Texting People

John: Wyd bro?
Mark: Watching television, wby?
John: Somctp

by gordon's sister September 1, 2017