ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

dropping the smellies

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011

Bath Smellies

toiletries for men and women that have a nice aroma such as lavander

Would Kelly like some bath smellies for christmas?

by kurtiscool December 4, 2010

The smellies

When someone’s vibe is fine but their scent is committing crimes. Usually a mix of morning breath, mystery armpit, and “did you just wrestle a deli sandwich?” energy. Not a permanent condition—just a gentle nudge from the universe (or your spouse) that soap and toothpaste are about to be your best friends.

“Good morning babe…oh my, you got the smellies”

by 221B_Baker February 21, 2026

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

samellies

three hot and sexy bitches

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.

by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008

smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

by big justeen November 17, 2011