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smeg

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.
Rimmer is such a smeg-head

smeg off

this really smegging sucks
by Jimmy Kline April 24, 2006
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Smeg It!

To tell someone to dispose of an item or throw an item in your direction.

To run away from a situation where you will get in trouble if caught by someone of higher authority

To run away in a hurry

To give up on a decision
Tom: This Drink is soo sweet!
Dick: ooo Smeg it over here!

Tom: Shit the police is round the corner doing drink searches
Dick: Shit! Smeg it!
by God of atheism July 16, 2007
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Smeg

"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom, Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey clits.
"Get that smeggin thing away from me!"

"Rimmer, you're an absolute smeg-head."
by Nicky Fung July 6, 2005
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Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.
As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!
by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015
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Smeg

The sticky, yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly.
"I've got some smeg under my foreskin"

"Eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his bell"
by Kittennffc July 9, 2005
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Smeg

Derivitive in most instances from the word Smegma (See: Knob Cheese), with four meanings:

1) Spoken in the show Red Dwarf (may have been used earlier than this.) and adopted into every-day culture; Similar meaning to damn or fuck.

2) Presumably an abbreviation of Smegma again; Referring to something digusting. Often an -unidentified- disgusting substance.

3)An insult. Smegma isn't the most complementary thing to call someone, so we can assume it comes from this word.

4) A company that makes various kitchen appliances such as cookers or fridges, which serve about as much purpose as the Smegma the word tend to derive from.
1) "Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!" -Kryten, Red Dwarf.

2) "Urgh! I just put my hand in a huge pile of smeg!"

3) "You SMEG-FACED FUCKING SMEG-FACE."

4) "Whiiiirrrrtickticktickneeaaawwwm ... boom!"
by Brinny December 31, 2007
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smeg

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin
ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg
by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006
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