backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.

Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.

by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014

Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

by TotallyToastedTowlie May 6, 2010

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by Numerous July 9, 2006

Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

To slowly sell out or change.

Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo.

by Don Johnson April 7, 2005

We're all slowly dying

The truth. The answer to life.

Memento Mori.

Recommended motto by Nihilists worldwide.

Teacher: So Jimmy, how do you envision the future.
Jimmy: We're all slowly dying, Life is just a very, very slow, very agonizing death scream.

by Az123skele March 16, 2020

slowly going the way of the buffalo

When an individual or group of individuals eventually 'sells out'.

"Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo".

by Dewie May 13, 2005

the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009