Slavic Slap

The Slavic slap is the standard go-to European combat punch. It’s like half-fist and half-slap. It usually comes from behind in the sucker punch format and is utilized in most European football setting whether on the field or in the stands. Not as effective as a full on punch to the face but the element of surprise is what makes the Slavic slap one to be respected and feared. It can come out of anywhere.

Man did watch that Steau Bucharest game versus Red Star Belgrade. That brawl was intense.....that guy from the bench came out of nowhere to deliver the Slavic slap to the Red Star player.

by Z rocket December 24, 2019

slavic timebomb

The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.

Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.

No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.

by Nola Seminole March 23, 2010

slavic hardbass

Typical drugged up Russian version of EDM heard to while chugging down Vodka.

Slavic Hardbass izz preti good comrade.

by Udenhabes January 8, 2018

slavic crepe

A sexual act where one cums on the stomach of his partner then, spreads the semen in a circular motion as you would with crepe batter. Once the cum is made circular and thin similar to a crepes composition, the female waits for the semen to dry. Once the semen is dried, solid and circular, female eats the cum crepe as a snack.

Nawh baby I aint got a towel. Just go to bed, you can have my slavic crepe for breakfast.

by dewhohah December 13, 2014

Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.

Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.

by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017

slavic smooch

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck

Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!

by Sokodik May 25, 2019

Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K May 25, 2018