Shity Deal

The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.

1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.

2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.

by BxMuscle October 4, 2010

shity hand grenade

Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.

While haveing sex, Paul really needed to shit so he whiped out the shity hand grenade on the bitch.

by gilli-spree March 10, 2007

shity cock

one who has shit on his cock

have you seen shity cock

by i stokes October 5, 2003

Shity Timbs

A person with really bad breathe.

Man it smells like there is a man with shity timbs running around in her mouth. Did you smell that?

by C.Tramel November 13, 2007

shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area

jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade

by c_mac December 12, 2007

Shity Run Fun

Thats when your stomach is bubblin and and yo booty is drippy,sticky,gooie.

To take a shot of chum straight to tha ass

Made up by the Late Great
Mac muthafuckin Dre! Thizz In Peace

"Tell that girl wassup with shityrunfun!"

by Mike from D-Town March 22, 2005

shity smittie

when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.

you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?

by Arthur F. July 29, 2007