Band Shit

Activities that are related to highschool marching band that prevents you from doing cooler, more fun things with friends.

Rory just said he can't make it, He's doing band shit again this Saturday

by antinigga February 22, 2020

shit bandit

when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person

Damnit, who's the shit bandit?

by ohherrohans December 15, 2009

shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music

Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.

by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007

Shit Bandit

Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.

When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.

by Gaz55 February 18, 2008

phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

Shit Bandit

Person or persons that come to your house only for the purpose of using your toilet.

You guys are nothing but a bunch of shit bandits!
That guy is a total shit bandit.

by Wise Words July 16, 2011

SHIT BANDS

99 percent of the shit that's on Myspace.

Joff: Hey dood, check out me new band homeboy, were on myspace man, we gonna be massive dood.

Rab: Not tonight mate, washing me hair.

Joff: But dood, we gonna be massive n stuff! Aiiiight! I got contacts me.

Rab: Sunshine, all the advertisement in the world won't make you a better band. Now fuck off, you little flid. Tsssk, shit bands and myspace go together like flies and shit.

by heresyourchair January 6, 2010