shit on my dick

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment

Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!

by leefvc April 02, 2009

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 23, 2011

shit on my dick

to take a poo on your wank.

i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.

by danika March 17, 2005

No Shit on my Dick

Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."

by LonLonMilk March 22, 2011

shit on my dick

a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.

Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?

by Murphinator May 06, 2008

shit on my dick

A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.

A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.

by Tai P June 11, 2007

are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009