Shadonna Pendelton
by pricek550 January 27, 2010
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SHARDONNAE • shardonnay • Shadonna • shardanae • Shardennay • shardonè • Shardonia • sharionna • Sharonna • sharrontae
A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011
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It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.
Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.
Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .
Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...
Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .
Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...
by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022
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Being in touch with your "X" chromosomes.
Being in touch with your "X" chromosomes.
We have great communication around here
AND BY "COMMUNICATION" YOU MEAN "FRAGILE EGO'S"
I speak sherdonnese
AND BY "COMMUNICATION" YOU MEAN "FRAGILE EGO'S"
I speak sherdonnese
by uberfallz August 14, 2011
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