secondhand serenade

A very kickass acoustic/rock/emo band. It is a one man band led by John Vesely.

Your Call is a song by Secondhand Serenade

by xSecondhand Serenadex :] June 29, 2006

reverse serenade

Singing insults to people in an otherwise pleasant tone.

My boyfriend reverse serenades every day. He thinks it's funny.

by Lenabobina September 9, 2019

Ghetto Serenade

Melodic verses from songs, sometimes the hook, that are sung very sweetly, while the artist is talking about doing some nasty shit.
Invented by Notorious B.I.G.,
perfected by Nate Dogg,
made tasteless by the Ying Yang Twins

Ghetto Serenades...
Notorious B.I.G.- You must be used to me spendin
And all that sweet winin and dinin
Well I'm fuckin you tonight

Nate Dogg - I like them girls with the tight black skin, dark and fine
Thats the kind of girl I wanna play with tonight
I wanna do some nasty thangs,
wanna make her scream my name

Ying Yang Twins - Walk around the club with your thumb in your mouth, put my dick in, take your thumb out.... Ay bitch wait till you see my dick, Imma beat that pussy up. Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up.

by Lsdeeznuts November 8, 2008

lethal serenade

A forceful fart aimed toward another person is called a lethal serenade.

Due to eating a great deal of beans, I greeted my friend with a lethal serenade.

by Jbharrison May 11, 2014

Candlelight Serenade

A swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles

If that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade.

by Prelude37 May 3, 2008

Facebook serenade

The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade

by Imma rock U June 13, 2012

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010