second 

even though described as a second it means a long period of time

Yo Money I Aint Seen You In A Second

second by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

second 

second is the best

second by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Second 

its something to do with a number i think im 69 years old im retired

696969696969696969

is a second i think

Second by im a god damn ostrich November 4, 2020

second 

the amout of time it takes an STC to eat gregs out of business.

"oh hello could i get a sausage roll.....actully i'll just have everything"

second by reb October 17, 2003

Second 

First looser

Looser! Second place again!

Second by KRob April 20, 2019

second 

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

second by momfecker69 October 27, 2022

second 

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

second by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023