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second is the best
second by Anonymous September 28, 2003
its something to do with a number i think im 69 years old im retired
696969696969696969

is a second i think
Second by im a god damn ostrich November 4, 2020
the amout of time it takes an STC to eat gregs out of business.
"oh hello could i get a sausage roll.....actully i'll just have everything"
second by reb October 17, 2003
Second by KRob April 20, 2019
i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom
second by momfecker69 October 27, 2022
Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.
Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(
second by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023