Scratchy 

Used when describing yourself or someone else if you think they look crappy.

A: Oh LAWD, I look SO Scratchy!
B: You look fine...

Scratchy by OHLAWD! April 5, 2010

scratchy 

the fold of skin above or below the butthole from anal sex. this area becomes "scratchy" like a hemroid.

after anal sex.my butthole is scratchy.

scratchy by paulhouston February 4, 2009

Scratchy 

Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.

He hung that Scratchy in his bedroom to dry out and was coughing all night.

Scratchy by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011

Scratchy 

Filthy young pretending to be conscius about activism that derives in chaos

The scratchy broke the door.

Scratchy by Cuenta Pública January 15, 2018

Scratchy 

Scratchy means that if Daniel touches you will get the scratch virus that stays there all your life

"I am so scratchy that blood is coming out

Scratchy by Randololo October 30, 2020

scratchy harris 

When you've got the chills.

Ooooooooooh I'm scratchy harris

scratchy harris by Rustystarfish July 21, 2017

scratchy satchel 

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

scratchy satchel by richippr September 29, 2008