scorch

smoking weed (duh)

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 1: "dude i was going to go to your party but i got hella scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead."

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."

by djjohnnybro November 12, 2009

Scorch

An adjective for a situation that is intense or rising in intensity.

You see someone approaching a person to confront them. The appropriate reaction would be -SCORCH!!--

by Carlaylio May 29, 2014

scorched

basically high as fuck to the point that you shit yourself and dont care

FUCK!! im scorched this is good shit

by jdewitt97 May 19, 2010

scorch

Universal Word, often used after a dis. Used often (and poularized) by Daniel (Last Name Omitted By Author). Extremely annoying and pointless. Said in a stupid voice. Commonly used in Seattle. DO NOT SAY UNLESS IN EMERGENCY...

I may be sort of annoying, but at least I'm not a metro emo! Scorch!

by Brewer...no, not beer/coffee, name... April 27, 2006

scorch

the act of performing anal sex so rough that recepient of the anal pleasure's asshole bleeds.

Vincent scorched Lucy so hard that her asshole did not stop bleeding for three days.

by mcdodoates October 4, 2009

scorch

A term to describe the most powerful hot fart that can possibly be produced by an living being. It has a half life of 3 months and can be described as "invisible fog".

SCORCH!! I cant breathe!

by words o choice December 19, 2005

Scorched

The act of being hot and thirsty at the same time.

As we walked down the avenue during the heat of the day, I shouted to my friends,"I'm so scorched." When the laughter subsided, I explained that I was so hot and thirsty, scorched, you know.

by Pattism May 19, 2013