milk sandwiches

The go-to diet of families during a winter storm. For whatever reason, as soon as there's going to be ice or snow, people stop buying regular food and immediately run to the store to purchase every last bit of milk and bread. One can only assume they're going to make milk sandwiches.

I went to the grocery store today to get some bread, but the whole shelf - along with the milk aisle - were empty. I suppose some families will be dining on milk sandwiches for the next week.

by ccccchris February 12, 2014

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

bullshit sandwiches

this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.

kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.

kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)

kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.

or

you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"

by loveyou29 August 11, 2009

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)

by J. Mo August 27, 2003

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012