Friend #1: Dude, we were so high last night!
Friend #2: Yeah, dude. We spent half the freakin' night eating sandwiches!
Friend #2: Yeah, dude. We spent half the freakin' night eating sandwiches!
by Reidinator February 10, 2012
Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021
The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.
But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010
A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.
by Medicine Show May 1, 2011
To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.
To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed
To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed
Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.
Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich
Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now
Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)
Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich
Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now
Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)
by Fangg August 7, 2009
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by Munglai January 18, 2004