sadsational

When the news about a the death of a famous person affects millions of people.

When Michael Jackson died, that was sadsational.

by K-A-C July 17, 2009

Sadsturbate

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

sadsalt

The feeling of being sad while also being salty.

George got killed my a default stop being so sadsalt

by ProxiBoi September 5, 2019

sadsack

An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

Sadsturbate

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

Sadsquatch

A girl who is rather large but not happy about it. She may look very menacing if she approaches you at night or while you are camping in a tent.

OMG, that sadsquatch just scared the bejesus out of me, I thought I was going to be mauled!

by SuperKel April 22, 2010