S.A.S.

Not to be confused with Britian's Special Air Service, S.A.S. refers to "sweaty ass syndrome", or ass-crack sweat.

Sweat from the lower back accumulates in the crack of one's ass (usually men) and forms wet stains on thier boxers, sometimes permanently if the sweat is mixed with fecal matter.

Usually treated with a "manpon", or wadded-up handful of toilet paper inserted into the asscrack.
"That construction worker's got S.A.S. so bad, the seat of his jeans look like he wet himself.
by J.Knox May 05, 2008
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Team S.A.S

A Ro-Wrestling team in which all the members are bitchy men looking to give 10 year old boys boners on Roblox. It is not known why they are still around but we, the Ro-Wrestling Community wish all the members burn in hell.
Hey, did you see that Team S.A.S is back?

FUCK NO GET THAT DONKEY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
by GooseDaWrestler April 20, 2020
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Team S.A.S

Team S.A.S is a terrible ro-wrestling team just because it gives little boys boners to ro-wrestling porn. We despise the "Team S.A.S" Group as a non-fiction book. If they came to main screen they'd be showing there boobs and start licking and touching them.
Jeremy: Did you know team S.A.S is back?

Ro-Wrestling Community: Get the fuck outta my way.
by teamsassucksdick May 22, 2020
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Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).
American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!
by Chillice November 21, 2016
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S.A.S

Special Academic Syndrome. When you’re so stupid your seventh grade math teacher says you have S.A.S.
“We’re minimals, right?”
You mean millennials?”
“Yeah.”
Damn bitch you got S.A.S”
by Doggystyle876 March 17, 2019
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S.A.S

Same angle Selfies (when a male or female has a preferred angle to take selfies at they will essentially upload the same pose over and over again on their social media pages)
Her profile is full of pouty S.A.S
by North&J May 31, 2015
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