Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.
Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.
by opie3855 August 08, 2018
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A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol
A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole
by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009
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cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.
i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.
by mike dick May 08, 2007
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1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.
"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."
by Christostorous III October 10, 2006
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the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.
by crash December 22, 2004
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When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.
Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.
by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003
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when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.
I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.
by dvus August 08, 2003
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